ACHIEVE SUCCESS AND HAPPINESS

.MAKE THE BEST OUT OF YOUR LIFE

1  TAKE CARE  OF TODAY! 
     There is no better way to take care of your future

2.ACTION IS MORE THAN ACTIVITY!
    It is an activity plus purpose.Make sure your each activity is purposeful.

3.FINISH THE JOB!

   Every job is important  and every job is worth finishing 

4.HAVE A MISSION IN LIFE!

    Wake up with a firm conviction  then go out and make it happen

5.BE QUICK TO PRAISE!

   Remember this:  For money men work, but for praise they die.be quick to praise and slow to 
   criticise
6 DEVELOP GRATITUDE!
    When some one does you a favour  it is not enough to say thank you and forget all about it .Try  
     and repay this favour.Dont put it off any more
7.JUMP AT EVERY OPPORTUNITY!
   Never put off till tommorow what must be done today
8.Use Obstacles to Help You!
    They bring out the best in us 

NICE MORAL

NICE MORAL

A Water bearer in China had two large pots...each hung on the ends of a pole which he carried across his neck.One of the pots had a crack in it while the other pot was perfect and always delivered a full portion of water. At the end of the long walk from the stream to the house,the cracked pot arrived Only half full.For a full two years this went on daily,with the bearer delivering only one and a half pots of water to his house.Of course the perfect pot was proud of its accomplishments,for which it was made.But the poor cracked pot was ashamed of its own imperfection and miserable that it was able to accomplish only half of what it has been made to do.After two years of what has been perceived  to be bitter failure,it spoke to the water bearer one day by the stream .." I am ashamed of myself because,this crack in my side causes water to leak out all the way back to your house"

The bearer said to the pot"Did you notice that there are flowers on your side of the path ,but not on the other pot's side? That's because I always known about your flaw,so I planted flower seeds on your side of the path,and everyday while we walk back you water them. For two years I have been able to pick these beautiful flowers to decorate the table and my fruit trees are ready to bear the fruits.without you being just the way you are,there would not be this beauty to grace the house.".

Each of us has our unique flaw.But its the cracks and flaws we each have that make our lives together so very interesting and rewarding.To all of my Friends,have a great day and remember to smell the flowers.

GREAT METHODS OF MARKETING

GREAT METHODS OF MARKETING

1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and say: "I am very rich.
"Marry me!" - That's Direct Marketing... "

2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a
gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and
pointing at you says: "He's very rich.
"Marry him." -That's Advertising. .."

3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and get her telephone number. The next day, you
call and say: "Hi, I'm very rich.
"Marry me - That's Telemarketing. .."

4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up
and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour
her a drink, you open the door (of the car)"Marry Me?" - That's Public Relations... "

5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks
up to you and says:"You are very rich!
"Can you marry ! me?" - That's Brand Recognition. .."

6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you
a nice hard slap on your face. - "That's Customer Feedback..."

7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" And she
introduces you to her husband. - "That's demand and supply gap..."

8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and before you say anything, another person come
and tell her: "I'm rich. Will you marry me?" and she
goes with him - "That's competition eating into your market share..."

9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and before you say: "I'm rich, Marry me!" your
wife arrives. - "That's restriction for entering new markets..."

ACCOUNTING TERMINOLOGY OF LIFE

Your  Happiness is Your Profit

Your Sorrows is Your Loss

Your Soul is Your Goodwill

Your Heart is Your Fixed Asset

Your Duties are Your Outstanding Expenses

Your Friendship is your Hidden Adjustment

Your Character is Your Capital

Your Knowledge is Your Investment

Your Patience is Your Interest

Your Mind is Your Bank Balance

Your Bad Thinking Should be depreciated

Your Behaviour is your Journal Entry

Your Wife is your Partner

Your Child is Your Long Term Asset

Your Death is Your Closing Stock

21st Century-A Reality

REALITY…..

21^st CENTURY!!

Our Communication-Wireless

Our Telephone         -Cordless

Our Cooking            -Fireless

Our Youth               -Jobless

Our Religion            -Creedless

Our Food                  -Fatless

Our Faith                  -Godless

Our Labour                -Effortless

Our Conduct              -Worthless

Our Relation              -Loveless

Our Attitude               -Careless

Our Feeling                -Heartless

Our Politics               -Shameless

Our Education          -Valueless

Our Follies               -Countless

Our Arguments        -Baseless

Finally

Our Salary                 -Very Less

WINNING WAYS

WINNING WAYS

1. Winners are not born: they are made.
2. The Dominant Force in Your existence is your thinking.
3. You are empowered to create your own reality.
4. There  is some benefit in every adversity
5. Each one of your beliefs is a choice
6. You are never defeated until you accept defeat as a reality and decide to stop trying.
7. You Posses the ability to excel in atleast one key area of Your Life.
8. The real limitations on what you can accomplish in your life are those you impose on Yourself.
9. There can be no great success without great commitment.
10. You need the support and co-operation of others to achieve any worthwhile goal.

Dr. W.D.Staples

grammar joke which appeard in Readers Digest Long Ago

A Grammar Teacher was teaching  a group of students  and gave the following example

The Book is on the Table and the table is on the ground and hence book is on the ground

and then he asked  can any one  student  can  give a similar example

One Bright student stood up and gave the following example

I  Love You ,You Love Your Daughter, and hence I Love Your Daughter 

YOU AND I

YOU DO YOUR WORK
AND I DO MY WORK
I AM NOT IN THIS WORLD TO LIVE UPTO YOUR EXPECTATIONS
AND YOU ARE NOT IN THIS WORLD TO LIVE UP TO MY EXPECTATIONS
YOU ARE YOU
 AND I AM I
AND IF BY CHANCE  WE MEET EACH OTHER IT IS BEAUTIFUL